Stealing the idea from a few other blogs... I thought it looked like fun!
I believe that life without pizza is not a life I want to live.
I believe pizza without cheese is impostor pizza... and does not get to count as pizza.
I believe that life insurance makes the threshold of how much someone is willing to put up with to live with you... a little lower. (a blog will soon follow about this particular issue!)
I believe that anyone that smiles while running should be run over with a car.
I believe that spotless houses are filled with people that missed the point of living.
I believe that even when life does give you lemons... you can turn them into a festive drink and get through it!
I believe that wine is the key to sanity.
I believe that regardless of how much the food snobs amongst us like to grumble about the Olive Garden that their bread sticks and salad are a reason to go on. The grated cheese that falls from the spiffy self contained grater? Well THAT is a reason to do back flips.
I believe that all women are beautiful, but all behinds are not. If your behind is covered in cellulite... COVER IT!
I believe booty shorts are not meant for anyone over 30, regardless of how toned your thighs are.
I believe that there are going to be a lot of people very surprised when they get to heaven and see that, yes, THOSE people are there too.
I believe we are all made in His image... but He didn't have babies pop out of His body... so if I want a tummy tuck and a boob job, He will understand.
I believe that tattoos are rarely appreciated for an entire lifetime. A rose vine around the ankle is not quite so great when a curious grandchild asks what the saggy ink is.
I believe that starting when I can no longer keep my body parts in the same general area that they are supposed to be in, I am going to let loose and eat the world! If I am buried in anything short of a double wide casket... something has gone awry!
I believe that gay people will not only be in heaven... but they will decorate it too!
I believe that Tequila and clothes truly do not go together... which is why I stopped drinking Tequila in public.
I believe that some people like being miserable.
I believe that the Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor Pad are truly the most fun the big screen in front of me has to offer!
I believe that curly fries are a gift.
I believe cheese cake is the closest we are going to get to God, this side of heaven.
I believe that having 3 very spoiled but truly happy children is okay.
I believe that 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag is a funny fricking movie...and I am lost at why everyone else hates it.
I believe that people who spend millions of dollars on art that my dog could create... need help.
I believe that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills look like plastic, expressionless ducks. They are however great entertainment!
I believe that regardless of what I throw away today, I will think of a use for it tomorrow.
I believe that women should not lead our country. I had a particularly bad case of PMS last week and would have wiped half the country off the face of the earth if given the opportunity.
I believe... Im out of beliefs! lol.
Hahaha! These are awesome! Well except I will politely disagree with you on the Olive Garden one! :):):)
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